| What did the stamp say to the envelope? |
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| Where do books hide when they’re scared? |
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| Where do pencils go for vacation? |
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| How did the boy react when his turtle died? |
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| Where do baby pens spend their day? |
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| What was the banker’s favorite player on the football team? |
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| Which Budgie owns the cage? |
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| Why did the pony get detention? |
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| Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip? |
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| What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day? |
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| Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race? |
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| Where do polar bears keep their money? |
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| What does a skeleton order for dinner? |
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| Best Monster Dance Partner: The Boogie-Monster!
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| Why was the math book always worried? |
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| Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents? |
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| What do you call a shoe made from a banana? |
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| What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? |
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| What did the spoon say to the knife? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house? |
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| What do you give a sick lemon? |
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| What did the apple tree say to the farmer? |
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| Why do eggs hate jokes? |
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| Why are there fences around cemeteries? |
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| How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? |
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| How do you catch a polar bear? |
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| What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day? |
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| What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? |
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| What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? |
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| Where do polar bears vote? |
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| Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication? |
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| What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? |
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| How do monsters tell their fortunes? |
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| What runs but never walks? |
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| Why did the horse chew with his mouth open? |
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| Who is Knocking? |
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| What do you call two birds in love? |
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| What’s black and white over and over again? |
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| What did the owl say to his sweetheart? |
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| Which school supply is king of the classroom? |
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| Why couldn’t the turkey eat dessert? |
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| What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? |
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| What did the duck say to the clown? |
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| What kind of murderer has fiber? |
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| What did the ocean say to the beach? |
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| What does Santa clean his sleigh with? |
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| Where’s a wall’s favorite place to meet his friends? |
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| What’s a tornado’s favorite game to play? |
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| What bird loves construction work? |
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| What gives you the power to walk through a wall? |
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