| If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh? |
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| What did the duck say to the clown? |
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| What do ghosts use to wash their hair? |
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| What do you call a pig that does karate? |
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| Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach? |
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| Why can’t the elephant use the computer? |
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| Why do Marxists like fruit infusions? |
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| Why did the book join the police force? |
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| Why did the robber take a shower? |
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| What do you call two birds in love? |
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| What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? |
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| What did one eye say to the other? |
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| Are turkey leftovers good for your health? |
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| Where did the king keep his army? |
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| Why is the forest so noisy? |
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| What type of dog loves going to the groomer? |
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| What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? |
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| What do elves learn in school? |
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| How do you catch an unusual rabbit? |
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| What gives you the power to walk through a wall? |
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| What has 18 legs and catches flies? |
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| Which is faster, heat or cold? |
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| Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? |
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| Where’s a wall’s favorite place to meet his friends? |
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| What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman? |
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| Why was six afraid of seven? |
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| What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? |
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| What type of diet did the snowman go on? |
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| What has two legs but can’t walk? |
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| What kind of music do mummies like best? |
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| Which school supply is king of the classroom? |
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| Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? |
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| Why was the computer cold? |
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| What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music? |
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| How did the boy react when his turtle died? |
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| What kind of murderer has fiber? |
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| What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least? |
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| What do you call a left-handed dog? |
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| What is a math teacher’s favorite type of dessert? |
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| Why don’t animals eat clowns? |
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| Why are there fences around cemeteries? |
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| What do witches order at hotels? |
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| What runs but never walks? |
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| What’s the smartest insect around? |
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| Why was Santa’s helper sad? |
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| What’s a tornado’s favorite game to play? |
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| Why are fish so smart? |
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| Why do bees have sticky hair? |
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| What has an eye, but cannot see? |
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| Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents? |
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